The Wizard of Bras

 Of all the things a bra should do,
Hold up, steady, provide a view.
Of all the kinds that one might sport,
Some are for looks, some for support.
I questioned my friends, they gave not a pause,
“Would you like to unhook seventeen bras?”
They all yelled yes but then I said nay!
Too much trouble, avoid if I may.
Most bras aren’t too bad, I suppose, I guess,
They’re not user friendly, causing me stress.
I feel like they weren’t made with me in mind,
Locks hard to unhook and too hard to find.
The sexier should be more quickly undone,
For those are the times when you’re looking for fun.
As great as it looks with it’s sexy appeal,
I hate dealing with corsets, I dread their reveal.