Impractical Joker

Hay old man, you’re leading them all.
Your words so indestructible that can’t fall.
They’ll follow where you lead them,
Whether you will save or condemn.
Your stature stands strong and tall.

Hay old man, you said my speech is absurd,
All because I’m able to use a ‘big’ word.
It’s so easy for you deceive
Because what you say, they believe.
You’re laughing and pointing at this nerd.

Hey old man, you sneak up on me in bed.
You try to take clippers and shave my head.
You could tame you inner wild
And not be such a whinny child.
But why don’t you act like you’re ten instead.

Hay old man, you’re acting unprofessional.
In the work place it’s unacceptable.
I wish I could find you a cure
For being so immature,
But there’s no cure for disrespectful.

Love Poem

I want to get to know all the hamsters in your cage.
Won’t you let my hamster turn your wheel?
If you’ll give me your time, I’ll be you sage.
Don’t bite your time or it won’t heal.
I’ll share my mind and what bugs me before you’re gone.
I’ll give you my head like I were I tick.
You are the litter on my lawn.
I want to pick you up with my pointy stick.
You are the brightest colors in my finger paint kit.
I’ll keep my fingers in your jar and keep you wet.
I can be your ball and you can be my mitt.
I’m ready to swing my bat when ever you’re set.
We could start a relay and just run on.
We could run our race right off the map.
And when I hand you my baton,
I hope that you take it on your lap.

Dance, Dance, Revelation

I’d like to tell this one girl I know
That her eyes always show
How it all hits her so rough
I know that guy that you know
And that it’s all now through
Because he though you weren’t good enough
I heard that the people at work
Who hate the odd and a quirk
Never gave you the time of day
I heard what they said
About the jobs that you lead
That you weren’t good enough to stay
Forget the work and romance
Remember how you used to dance
You were the best on the floor
Because that’s what you really are
The best at what you love and by far
I know that you’re good enough and more

Shallow Sockets

Just like the other senses of the blind,
Everything else becomes refined.
By me weakness, I won’t be defined.
I’ll never let this hold me behind.

Episode III

There was the time you came to stay
You never asked if you’d be in the way
You lived off me and never offered to pay
I did consider it very rude
How you’d waste hot water and eat my food
And not care at all, if you did intrude

Episode II

The day that I bought my gun
I swore that it was for fun
I said “it could protect”
“You’ve lost my respect”
You said and you began to shun

Episode I

I remember the time when we had the deepest talk
I remember what I said and that it was a shock
My beliefs are so personal, so I rarely tell
The heartbreaking words of, “too bad you‘re going to Hell”
You told me that I couldn’t speak one word of it
You told me that you and my silence would be a perfect fit
I would read about it just so I could learn
I remember that you said that ‘it all should burn”
You won’t let me see those who are like myself
You want me to hide my beliefs on my shelf
But the worst of all these many ties
Is you unwillingness to compromise